Ken Boothe - Down By The River

While it doesn’t have its own parade, its members are legion and its influence pervasive. Yep, like it or not, misogyny is an alternative lifestyle all of its own. We here at the ol’ Deadly Deaths Underwater Megaplex don’t subscribe to this worldview personally, mind you - women are to be cherished, to be thanked for their delicious sandwiches, to have their hair surreptitiously sniffed in the elevator, names written and encircled in hearts on the outside of Trapper Keepers. Women Appreciatin’ is central to our platform, as you’re likely aware if you’ve read the pamphlets we’ve been pamphleteering with.

So with that proviso, I humbly submit for your Saturday afternoon consideration, a jaunty little roots reggae number about shooting your old lady. In or around the face, possibly. With a gun. In close proximity to a tributary.

Originally performed by everybody’s favorite disheveled smelly uncle Neil Young, who apparently wrote it while feverish in bed, ‘Down By The River’ is one of many takes on the age old trope of a guy killing a girl due to infidelity. Oh, those mischievous, XX-chromosome havin’, cheatin’ wimmins!  Studio One stalwart Ken “Mr. Rocksteady” Boothe made quite a career of reggae-fying popular tracks by other musicians, and turns in a fuzzed-out version of this classic, which kinda rules if you ask me. Great music to fly into a jealous rage and make life-altering mistakes to.

Boothe pictured shortly before shooting his baby.